March PPOW

Michael Jordan

He’s always taking flight.

People always trying to put on the clamps,

But they can’t because he’s the champ.

Lebron thinks he’s better,

But he’s too busy getting leg cramps.

I ain’t out here always roasting.

I am just here speaking my mind.

Better get out some paper

and a pen

Because this is not a joke.

You need to take some notes.

Mr. Ross

We call him Ross Boss.

He doesn’t know how to play lacrosse,

But yet we still call him Ross Boss.

He teaches english.

He’s a pretty good teacher.

He preaches out lessons.

He’s sending a message,

But it’s kinda depressing.

No offense Mr. Ross

I just state facts.

Mr. Renberg

We call him Renny.

You could by his truck for a penny.

He hasn’t told us if he has girlfriend or not,

But I think her name is Jenny.

He coaches basketball.

He’s like Chris Paul.

Rise above all.

He might of even played baseball.

Basketball

It’s kinda my life.

Ball is life.

You better treat it right

Because you gotta shine bright.

Start balling like Dwight.

You gotta take flight.

Dreaming wasn’t enough,

So you gotta chase it.

Gotta commit to the game.

Put the defender to shame.

Just play the ball game.

The right way

You better not disobey

Make people

Remember your name.

Get into the hall of fame.

Jarret Freeman

We call him tweety bird.

He is a turd,

But he is really funny.

He is my buddy.

He might be a dummy.

No offense Jarret.

Were still buds.

He’s one funny dude.

He likes food.

Brady Canada

Good ole Canada.

He’s balla.

Well sorta.

He wrestles

Which is dumb.

No offense Brady

If he had some common sense,

He would be baller,

But that’s alright we’re still buds.

He’s about as fast as a slug.

This poem sounds kinda mean,

But we’re still friends

I hope.

Big Mike

We call him Big Mike

Because he takes flight.

We yell at each other in science class,

And at Mrs. Dahir because

she doesn’t let us sit by eachother.

Mean ole Mrs. Dahir,

But she still doesn’t care.

Her lessons are about as slow

as Tortoise and the Hare.

Mrs. Dahir

She is a pretty good teacher.

She’s pretty good at giving lunch detentions,

So you better pay attention

Otherwise you will face the consequences.

Take lessons from Michael and I in her class.

Her class can be a blast,

But her lessons are not fast.

I probably would have time

to check the weather forecast.